The Simeon Newton
You’re with the guys stumbling around Bourbon Street in New Orleans on a bachelor weekend when two girls run up and the “hot one” starts making out with your best bud. Do you: A) Duck down a dark alleyway until you find a small jazz speakeasy B) Grab your buddy, drag him away from the situation, and get on with your party? C) Jump on the grenade and take one for the team? I have no clue. But here’s what I do know, either way I’m crushing a jar of these smokey, Cajun, and onion pickles. Oh, and for the record, you take one for the team because she probably has a hot sister. That’s experience talking.